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Marriage

Unread post by rodney_p » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:27 pm

A Husband and wife are in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote."


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Unread post by rodney_p » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm

oh, just found more:

#1

One day, Jay came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went fishing.


#2

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

He never heard the gunshot...

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