Safe sex - some help to memorize

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Safe sex - some help to memorize

Unread post by rodney_p » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:01 pm

21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex:

1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky cover your money.
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you're going into heat, package your meat.
13. When you're undressing your venus dress up your penis.
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection will protect your erection.
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!

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