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by rodney_p
Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:46 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Stages of Life
Replies: 0
Views: 4079

Stages of Life

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years, and I'll give you back the other 10?" S...
by rodney_p
Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:23 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Flight acquaintance
Replies: 0
Views: 4327

Flight acquaintance

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello", he blurted out, "Business tri...
by rodney_p
Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:46 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Replies: 0
Views: 4108

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist, dressed in his skirt and towel, with a hug...
by rodney_p
Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:44 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Another celebrity upskirt shot
Replies: 0
Views: 4430

Another celebrity upskirt shot

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by rodney_p
Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:28 am
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Cowboy conversation
Replies: 0
Views: 4377

Cowboy conversation

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/29/2995/11OQD00Z/posters/the-cowboy-bar-jackson-hole-wyoming.jpg As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ord...
by rodney_p
Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Marriage
Replies: 1
Views: 3207

Re: Marriage

oh, just found more: #1 One day, Jay came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing. #2 A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible...
by rodney_p
Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:27 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: Marriage
Replies: 1
Views: 3207

Marriage

A Husband and wife are in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote."
by rodney_p
Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:22 pm
Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
Topic: IQ Test
Replies: 0
Views: 3100

IQ Test

Time to try out this stuff here! A friend of mine recently sent me this clever little test. Read through and count all the F's. > FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE > SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI > FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH > THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... Read further down for your score Did you count 3 F's? If so go...