HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES . . .
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
b. If ...
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- Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:36 am
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: The Bricks Test for new employees
- Replies: 0
- Views: 69505
- Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:27 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Florida businessmen joke
- Replies: 0
- Views: 65271
Florida businessmen joke
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't
ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is
going to walk by, put his face to ...
soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't
ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is
going to walk by, put his face to ...
- Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:12 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Human facts
- Replies: 0
- Views: 62822
Human facts
...
.. amazing facts about the human body:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster ...
.. amazing facts about the human body:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster ...
- Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:47 am
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: How to win $10,000 .. or not
- Replies: 0
- Views: 62970
How to win $10,000 .. or not
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three ...
"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three ...
- Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:03 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Signs of a girl being bored with sex
- Replies: 0
- Views: 62709
Signs of a girl being bored with sex
20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."
19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
18. Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"
17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at
solitaire.
16. Only moans during commercial ...
19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
18. Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"
17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at
solitaire.
16. Only moans during commercial ...
- Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:01 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Safe sex - some help to memorize
- Replies: 0
- Views: 70132
Safe sex - some help to memorize
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex:
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong.
7. If you're ...
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong when you shield your dong.
7. If you're ...
- Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:45 am
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Zen Wisdom
- Replies: 0
- Views: 65676
Zen Wisdom
ZEN TEACHINGS
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening ...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening ...
- Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:54 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: The Tomatoes
- Replies: 0
- Views: 67135
The Tomatoes
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I ...
Dear Vincent,
I ...
- Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:09 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Seven Kinds Of Sex
- Replies: 0
- Views: 50058
Seven Kinds Of Sex
SEVEN KINDS OF SEX
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so ...
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so ...
- Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:46 pm
- Forum: Fun, Jokes and Poems
- Topic: Stages of Life
- Replies: 0
- Views: 43782
Stages of Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years, and I'll give you back the other 10 ...
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years, and I'll give you back the other 10 ...